Go Fly a Kite

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I used to like kites until the day one tried to kill me. At this point, you’re imagining a Ben Franklin experiment involving a thunderstorm and a key, but it was nothing so glamorous or so foolhardy. I was simply trying to buy a loaf of stale bread.

I had been living in Indonesia for more than two years, and I knew that the only place in town to sell bread was a tiny store on the outskirts of town. I was out of flour to bake my own, and the purchase of more meant a trip up the coast along a winding road that hugged a cliff. It was only 50 miles, but by the time you dodged goats, cows, chickens and people who sat their fannies on the actual asphalt of the highway, you had two hours invested in the venture. So until that monthly trek rolled around again on the calendar, I had to content myself with bread that did a marvelous imitation of bleached cardboard. I had just such a loaf of this striking wheat rendition in my motorcycle basket as I whizzed along through the village at the speed of baked beans.

The other thing you should know is that not only is sitting on the highway after dusk all the rave, but flying kites before dusk is also one of the more popular hobbies in a small fishing town. It falls somewhere between cleaning your day’s catch and beating a ridiculously large spider to death with a machete. If you’re between the ages of 7-14, then it’s pretty much all you do unless it’s raining.

So on this ordinary day, Wonderless Bread in custody, I was puttering along when I noticed a young lad not far ahead, standing beside the road holding a kite string. I immediately scanned the sky for the kite. Not because I wanted to ooh and aah over it, but because its location was mission critical to my journey home. Kids flew those blasted things in the road all the time, something about parents not wanting their cherubs to get swallowed up by lurking pythons in the rice paddies, and if you weren’t careful, you could run through one of those lines with your scooter. So I swiveled my head back and forth trying to find that kite. I shouldn’t have bothered because the string found my face instead. Did I mention that they use twine for kite string? I’m not sure what test it is, but I think you could land Moby Dick with it and he’d feel like a guppy.

A picture of real, honest-to-goodness, Indonesian twine

A picture of real, honest-to-goodness, Indonesian twine

So I’m still riding my scooter as twine slices across my face. You’d think survival skills would kick in at this point and I’d hit the brake, but there’s something about searing pain and panic that short-circuits my brain. I clawed frantically at the demon burrowing with the vigor of a groundhog on crack until the twine won its game of tug-of-war and pinned me right there in the middle of the street. Ever been snatched backwards off a bike doing 25mph? It makes one grouchy to say the least.

So I lay there in the street, staring at the sky and hoping that Jesus was going to appear and just take me on home to glory, but my scooter, a real go-getter by nature, went another 20 feet before falling on its sword out of respect to its felled rider. By this time a crowd of thirty or so people had gathered. No one offered to help me get up or even checked to see if I could. The kite owner was so overwrought by my near demise that he stood calmly aside, slowly wrapping up his kite twine, no doubt checking it for blood stains that could impede future flights. This is the only time in my life that I’ve ever considered throwing something at a teenager. Like my scooter.

One man finally broke the code of silence and picked up my bike and rolled it over to me. At this point I knew my bones were still intact, but my pride lay shattered in pieces that even an atom couldn’t see.

I drove home more slowly than usual. I stood in front of one of the few mirrors in my house and surveyed the burn marks across my face and throat. I have to say, it’s one of the most painful sandwiches I’ve ever made.

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22 responses »

  1. Oh man Traci!! I was grimacing the entire last half of this story. Wow, I can’t believe that happened to you, that would’ve been so painful, but that’s one hell of a good story!!
    The kite twine isn’t an issue in Korea, it’s taxi cab doors opening while scooters whiz by. I always hold my breath when I see a taxi suddenly stop thinking to myself “don’t do this to me, don’t do this to me” but yeah, am I breaking? No, just hoping.
    That’s so incredible that you lived in such a traditional area that you were hours away from being able to buy flour. What an amazing experience. Did you live in that particular area for two years? Or did you live in another area of Indonesia as well during that time?
    ~ Andrea ❤

    • I know what you mean about car doors and motorcycles! And then there were the days I rode a bicycle … even more cutting edge. I lived on two different islands while in Indonesia: Java and Sumatra. Both were amazing, but I preferred Sumatra because there were fewer people and more opportunities to escape into the mountainside. Beautiful area!

  2. I’ve fallen off a few motorbikes in my time but never in such a spectacular fashion. Maybe they should start using fluorescent kite string, then at least you could see it before you ride through it 🙂

  3. I always find the pain of an accident is increased by the number of times you have to explain your injury. I’m guessing that with marks across your neck and face that you spent the next three days retelling your tale. This is why we still have power lines above ground in the US, to keep kids from flying kites.

    • Man, did I have to explain myself. I wanted to barricade the door for three days to escape the questions. Thankfully, my friends let me know how angry they were that it had happened. It seems that many people had the same fear of riding a motorcycle because a man had been killed that way. I’m glad I only got a story and a few burns!

    • Thanks, Judy. I think I was too stunned to do much more than hobble home. I did feel better once I saw how indignant my neighbors were on my behalf!

  4. Translate this experience into a YouTube video, and it would go viral – for sure. Once again, your word pictures were over the top. Please send us more tales from Indonesia. Even if they are not so painful, we’ll still read them!

    • I need to incorporate an Indonesian anecdote from time to time. Sometimes it feels as if it happened in another life. 🙂 Thanks for reading consistently, Marian!

  5. Because I care, Traci, I really tried hard not to laugh. I’m sorry, but I failed miserably. The image of you flying backwards off your back put me over the top! By the way, please tell me that’s not blood on the image of “kite string’ in this photo… 😉

    • That’s not only my blood but also the blood of many gone before me … Just kidding 🙂 And I’m glad you got a good laugh. Painful experiences don’t serve much of a purpose if you can’t laugh at them later on. Sometimes much later on 😀

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